Fuck the Fucking Fuckers

Warning: I’m going to be swearing for shits and giggles.  You’ve been warned.

Profanity is probably the best genre of words in the entire human vernacular.  No other kind of language can so concisely and clearly convey one’s feelings and thoughts.  And they’re just so fucking fun to use!   Example: Shit, man, the fucking assholes were just so fucking shitfaced the fuckers couldn’t keep their shit together worth a damn.  So much more amusing than: Those guys were too drunk to keep it together.

And while swearing can be great for comedy, it’s important to make sure it isn’t the punch line to every joke.  Yeah, everyone enjoys a good fuck joke every now and then, and George Carlin’s infamous “Seven words you can’t say on television” skit was hilarious.  But you need a bit of variety.  It can get old.

There’s no fucking reason to never swear.  Though there are occasions  where you should probably keep your language in check.  But dammit, most people have too fucking small a vocabulary to keep everything clean and fucking wholesome all the time.  When you yell “GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HAMMER!” everyone knows you just smashed your thumb with a hammer.  Swear your fucking ass off like any proud sentient!

~ by napoleontheclown on March 3, 2007.